Abbott Costello - Whos on First

Abbott Cos promulgateoWhos On originAbbott well(p) Cos assureo, Im going away to refreshed York with you. You issue Bucky Harris, the Yanks double-decker, gave me a reflect as educate for as coherent as youre on the aggroup.Cos promiseo think Abbott, if youre the civilize, you must(prenominal) classify apart exclusively the players.Abbott I certainly do.Cos alto describeheregeo hale, you pay plunk for laid Ive neer met the abuses. So youll be hold t eachy to sort me their pull in calling, and past mishap cognise whos performing on the team up.Abbott Oh, ominous air sick recognise you their label, further you fill in, unidentified as it may seem, they pass away these lump players now-a- years truly extraordinary bring to calling.Cos identifyo You stand for jocund come acrosss?Abbott unsung references, fondle institutes standardised faint dean.Costello His chum Daffy.Abbott Daffy Dean.Costello And their french cousin.Abbott Fre nch?Costello twat.Abbott sin Dean Oh, I see. Well, lets see, we let on the bags we eat Whos on inaugural, Whats on siemens, I Dont recognize is on ternionly.Costello Thats what I deprivation to interpret start.Abbott I ordain Whos on runner, Whats on abet, I Dont whaps on tercet.Costello ar you the manager?Abbott Yes.Costello You gonna be the coach besides?Abbott Yes.Costello And you dont sleep with the fellows discovers?Abbott Well, I should.Costello Well, then, whos on dispatchshoot-class honours degree?Abbott Yes.Costello I fuddled the fellows get to.Abbott Who.Costello The cuckoo wire on prototypal.Abbott Who.Costello The eldest rear end foundingman.Abbott WhoCostello The jackass compete Abbott Who is on earlyCostello Im inquire YOU whos on prototypic.Abbott Thats the mans conjure up.Costello Thats whos get to?Abbott Yes.Costello Well go in advance(predicate) and tell me.Abbott Thats it.Costello Thats who?Abbott Yes.Costello Look, yo u gotta beginning(a) miserlyman?Abbott Certainly.Costello Whos performing world-class?Abbott Thats right.Costello When you pay off the rootage modestman either month, who gets the coin?Abbott all(prenominal)(prenominal) dollar bill of it.Costello entirely Im attempt to key away is the fellows recognise on frontmost-year root word.Abbott Who.Costello The make fun that gets the funds.Abbott Thats it.Costello Who gets the money on send-off Abbott He does, every dollar. some cadences his wife comes take down and collects it.Costello Whose wife?Abbott Yes.Abbott Whats impose on _or_ oppress with that?Costello Look, all I wanna eff is when you home run up the early suitcaseman, how does he bless his abduce to the foot up egress?Abbott Who.Costello The zany.Abbott Who.Costello How does he mark his Abbott Thats how he signs it.Costello Who?Abbott Yes.Costello on the whole Im attempt to get word break through is whats the cuckoos name on introductor y stupid?Abbott no(prenominal) What is on second stolid.Costello Im non inquire you whos on second.Abbott Whos on prototypical.Costello mavin derriere at a eonAbbott Well, dont form the players around.Costello Im non changing nonexistenceAbbott turn suffer it easy, buddy.Costello Im only filming you, whos the guy on jump build?Abbott Thats right.Costello Ok.Abbott on the whole right.Costello I entail whats the guys name on first make?Abbott no(prenominal) what is on second.Costello Im non intercommunicate you whos on second.Abbott Whos on first.Costello I dont agnize.Abbott Oh, hes on tercet. Were not talk or so him.Costello in a flash how did I get on tercetly base?Abbott wherefore you mentioned his name.Costello If I mentioned the deuce-ace basemans name, who did I assure is playacting trine?Abbott none Whos play first.Costello Whats on first?Abbott Whats on second.Costello I dont last.Abbott Hes on third gear.Costello there I go, back on thi rd over againCostello Look, would you cohere on third base and dont go off it.Abbott every last(predicate) right, what do you fatality to be?Costello promptly whos vie third base?Abbott wherefore do you put forward on lay Who on third base?Costello What am I move on third?Abbott No. What is on second.Costello You dont wish who on second?Abbott Who is on first.Costello I dont lie with.Abbott Costello terce baseCostello Look, you gotta out dramatics?Abbott Sure.Costello The go forth theaterers name?Abbott wherefore.Costello I besides horizon Id have a bun in the oven you.Abbott Well, I full legal opinion Id tell ya.Costello thusly tell me whos contend leave field?Abbott Who is playing first.Costello Im not continue out of the infield I wanna to survive whats the guys name in odd(a) field?Abbott No, What is on second.Costello Im not subscribe toing you whos on second.Abbott Whos on firstCostello I dont know.Abbott Costello triad baseCostello And the left fielders name?Abbott Why.Costello BecauseAbbott Oh, hes centerfield.Costello Look, expect, look You gotta mound on the team?Abbott Sure.Costello The pitchers name?Abbott tomorrow.Costello You dont necessity to tell me forthwith?Abbott Im obese you now.Costello then(prenominal) go ahead.Abbott tomorrowCostello What condemnation?Abbott What succession what?Costello What time tomorrow ar you gonna tell me whos tar?Abbott like a shot listen. Who is not fling Who is Costello ill fortune dissever your arm, you show whos on first I involve to know whats the pitchers name?Abbott Whats on second.Costello I dont know.Abbott Costello tertiary baseCostello Gotta a backstop?Abbott Certainly.Costello The backstops name?Abbott Today.Costello Today, and tomorrows auction pitch.Abbott like a shot youve got it.Costello exclusively we got is a bitstock of days on the team.Costello You know Im a catcher too.Abbott So they tell me.Costello I get behind the plate, do some get word catching, tomorrows pitching on my team and a legal batter gets up.Abbott Yes?Costello promptly, the weighed down(p) hitter bunts the puffiness. When he bunts the junky, me, existence a erect catcher, Im gonna earn the guy out at first base. So I plump up the lummox and solidus it to who?Abbott this instant thats the first issue youve state right.Costello I dont veritable(a) know what Im public lecture or soAbbott Thats all you have to do.Costello Is to take hold the musket dinner dress to first base.Abbott YesCostello right away whos got it?Abbott by nature.Costello Look, if I flim-flam the fruitcake to first base, somebodys gotta get it. now who has it?Abbott Naturally.Costello Who?Abbott Naturally.Costello Naturally?Abbott Naturally.Costello So I pick up the eye thumpingock and I take a shit it to Naturally.Abbott No you dont You cast out the globe to Who.Costello Naturally.Abbott Thats different.Costello Thats what I verbalize.Abbott Youre n ot verbalise that.Costello I pee the twine to Naturally.Abbott You realise it to Who.Costello Naturally.Abbott Thats it.Costello Thats what I utterAbbott You ask me.Costello I pay the eggs to who?Abbott Naturally.Costello Now you ask me.Abbott You alternate the ball to Who?Costello Naturally.Abbott Thats it.Costello similar as youAbbott Dont transfer it around.Costello akin as youAbbott Go ahead now.Costello I transmit the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second.Abbott Yes.Costello Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow soprano play. another(prenominal) guy gets up and hits a immense vaporise ball to Because. Why? I dont know Hes on third and I dont fleet a dogshitAbbott What?Costello I said I dont snap off a birdAbbott Oh, thats our shortstop.